Era of Dima's domination

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And on the end, couple of quick Dima facts:

1. Dima doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
2. Dima doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
3. When Dima does a push up, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
4. There is no such thing as global warming. Dima was cold, so he turned the sun up.

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