Damn rainy weather...

Today I skipped my training because of this awful gloomy weather.
In my misery I felt just as person which was described by Slađa Lučić when she tell me and my friend Dima " To meni izgleda kao samo salo" pointing at our arms... Following this method of workout I will reach 12% BF ...lets see... in 2056, maybe.
All laughers may be purged by God. :)

On opposite of me those guys below didn't miss a single workout.


Ronnie Coleman, one of my favorite pictures


Dorian Yates, IMHO best BB physique ever /salute

Just you laugh, you %##^*~@@#... Ahm...

Dima News

You maybe heard about resurrection of Dima's wiki page on wiki system established on free hosting [supported by Google text adds on left side, so not big deal though] where his wiki have his own sub domain and independent unmoderated content.
If you wish to contribute project just register and post. You can create articles which isn't related to Dima's page, at last we have own wiki engine on our service, so be creative :)

I almost forgot to post link to page:

• Dima's private wiki

Enjoy

Things just going on...

As you know, work on my new applications is in progress.
After many UI changes i am still pretty disappointed with look of the form. But main parts of program working like a charm. Engine seems to be almost endless scalable, even despite many recursive system calls during dependency analyze. I am pleasantly surprised with code solidity, which means no fatal errors during testing so far.

Here you can take a look to current UI and take a picture about final functionality [though, i planned to add heuristic dependency search, because I have finished components to do this and current optimization for fast executing will allow me to add this module without killing performances, even on older boxes]

So, after long digression... behold :)



This application will be released as freeware so those Linux zealots can be content :p

At the end I want to share great link about modern prophet Spasoje R. Vlajić :)

• Look at this vicious attacks to his personality

LOL

Return to the origins...

After some (long) time i decide to visit my manor in Bogovadja. This is place where i lived for my first 15 years, Eden on Earth :)

I spent most of day in visits to my friends and neighbors.
... and all of the sudden couple verses written by Russian master-poet Сергей Есенин arrive in my mind...

По-старому с шубой овчинной
Иду я на свой сеновал.
Иду я разросшимся садом,
Лицо задевает сирень.
Так мил моим вспыхнувшим взглядам
Состарившийся плетень.
Когда-то у той вон калитки
Мне было шестнадцать лет,
И девушка в белой накидке
Сказала мне ласково: «Нет!».
Далекие, милые были.
Тот образ во мне не угас...

Анна Снегина

Each man carrying this in some corner of heart...

About Dima's Wiki

As you know project "Dima's Wiki" is over. Some people reported page to admin team and they deleted all content and prevented page from re-creation...
I want to apologize to all people who participate in this project against their will (eg. trough published pictures, videos etc...)
Project forum will be maintained for a while, but i intend to close it in near future. I am tired a bit for all this struggling and I decide that isn't worth.

If you can't solve the problem this is not your problem, though...

It's media time

Today I proudly present several funny additions to Dima's wiki page

Strongest man alive :)
Dima along with his friends on public swimming pool in Lazarevac, Serbia performing show-off in front of amazed audience.



Porn stars Dima & Tommy
Dima and his pal Tommy posing in Ron Jeremy style on public swimming pool in Lazarevac, Serbia in summer 2006 in front of numerous fans :)



Dima measures...
Dima performing casual measuring of his amazing body parts... :)



...and handful of pics...

Dima on Mr. Olympia contest


Ouch :) Look at poor girl in claws of this female exterminator


Dima with his sheep

Enjoy :)

Power of VB

I am tired of comments about VB which can be heard from people programming in so called low level programing languages such as asm and C.
They said that VB is:

• Runtime dependent
• Often OCX or other library dependent
• Pointer agnostic
• Unsafe typed
• Language with non API compatible types
• In version 6 even no OOP language
  
• Language with worst syntax
• Windows only
  
• ...etc...

All of this points are true, unfortunately.

But, maybe you don't want to begin your source with ".486" or to use "lpcwstrLpsz" as variable declaration. Or maybe you wish simple plain vanilla .exe and not some .jar or .pl or something...
In that case you can try VB and maybe be surprised :)

Some time ago I began to write PE analyzer [you maybe saw my version dependency checker released in process of developing full featured PE analyze engine] in order to understand how things works under the hood. As you can see here this is full featured class which can provide various info about any PE file. I am ready to write final application which should be finished for several days [what man can do to avoid "projektovanje" :) ]. Until that enjoy in feature list :)



In your face, Marko Chetnik :))

Alas, poor serbian broadband :(

Serbia to Tokyo over Milwaukee my ass!
Just look at this crap: price list of amazing ISP Veze.net, Lazarevac
... and on the other side of the world ...

Internet na japanski način
Sreda, 24. januar 2007. 17:49

Mučite se sa dial-upom? Niste zadovoljni brzinom ADSL-a koju nude domaći provajderi? Mislite da je Internet skupa igračka? E pa, evo vam još materijala za nerviranje.

Prema podacima japanskog Ministarstva za unutrašnje poslove i komunikacije tamošnji korisnici su oberučke prihvatili servise bazirane na korišćenju optičkih vlakana. Čak četvrtina od 25 miliona korisnika broadband pristupa priključeno je na optičke konekcije. Konkurencija na tržištu Internet provajdera je izuzetno žestoka, pa se na svakog novog korisnika gleda kao „na malo vode na dlanu”.

Uvođenje optičke konekcije se izvodi za maksimalno dve nedelje, a vrlo često prvih meseci se usluge uopšte ne naplaćuju. Pri tome su cene smešne, da smešnije ne mogu biti.

Tako Japanci mogu od operatera fiksne telefonije NTT East Corp. da dobiju takozvani Hyper Family paket po mesečnoj tarifi od 5.200 jena (uključeno i rentiranje opreme), što iznosi nešto malo više od 33 evra, odnosno oko 2.600 dinara.

A za tu cenu pretplatnik dobija priključak na optički link brzine 1 Gbs, dok su pojedini priključci unutar stana ili kuce podešeni na brzinu od 100 Mbs (što važi i za upload i za download). Tako sve više Japanaca napušta ADSL kod kojeg maksimalna brzina dostiže cifru od „samo” 47 Mbs, i to po ceni od 1.000 jena (oko 6,5 evra).

(COM & GSMMONDO)

I don't wish to finish this post in gloomy mood, so take a look at some funny projects [and couple LP covers] of Serbian pop singers 50 years ago :)
You also can download numerous samples in bad mp3 quality. Enjoy

• Singers
• Covers

I can't resist :) This guy is my favorite.



Just hilarious :)

Era of Dima's domination

Check this out

• Link 1
• Link 2

'nuf said :)

And on the end, couple of quick Dima facts:

1. Dima doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
2. Dima doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
3. When Dima does a push up, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
4. There is no such thing as global warming. Dima was cold, so he turned the sun up.

I will appreciate any feedback, so don't be shyly.

About complains received to my previous post :)

Your favorite video publisher has received numerous nasty-swear-full e-mails from [ahm...] [ahm...] wannabe Sasa "[ahm...]" Avramovic today as respond to my concomitant story about "Svibor u kamengradu" video where I entitled him as "gay pornstar wannabe".

Well, this title isn't entirely true, so shame on me :D

He isn't exclusively attracted to members of the same gender, he is more like omnisexual [Lat. omnis, e, adj means everybody] :D /pwned

I want to apologize for this underestimate and I hope that this issue doesn't affect Sasa's future engagements.

P.S.@Ivanovic
How you manage to compress file of 850Kb to size of 2.5Mb FFS :)

Great success

Today I got confidential mail from Mr. Ivan I. with some video attached to it.

Hmm, I performed quick think with my hyper-expanded brain: WTF it can be?? Title says "Svibor u kamengradu". Ah, finally, long awaited video going to be ready for publishing :))

You can see this video featuring Dima's perilous battle against gay porn star wannabe Avram here and decide by yourself about his quality. Grab some cookies, sit back and enjoy.




Background story:

Long time ago in middle of forest three bears lived in their small cozy house... $%##$##$

No, no, this is another story:)

Our story begins in famous inn called "Пивница" where, after too much sljivowitza, our main man Dima, "Lion of Tupanci" fall into some sort of drunk madness because of disagreement with his colleague Sasa "Lizard" Avramovic about current status of gay part of porn industry.

After some serious discussion and couple of buffets Dima challenged his opponent on duel consistent to the oldest Serbian manners: battle in Kamengrad with outstretched road signs!? Wicked :))

Needles to say Avram was pwned by Dima's 1337 skeelzz gg no re Dima r0ckz kthxbuye RAAAWR /flex /dance /chicken

Ehm... you get the point :))

Some technical data:

Direct link to video [embedded player on page can sometime be a bit bugged], size: ~2Mb

Svibor u Kamengradu

Hello There :)

Well, this seems to be my first post here, so i want to say "Welcome to my blog :p"

This should be blog covering a bit of each of my interests such as software developing, OS administration, IT news, body building/power-lifting news and techniques, MMORPG gaming [WOW :) ] etc...

On this place you will find my latest projects, maybe some useful links, handful of source code, and most important there will always be place for my friends.

Best regards, Mare

P.S. Ja ovo sve uzinat pisem na engleskom da bi vezbo engleski a i da nerviram vas i plus ovo ako je sve i pogresno napisano ko mi sta moze